E10: Rejected Slogans For Breakfast Cereals

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Breakfast cereals, like any other product, are marketed to consumers in a way designed to make us buy, buy, buy them. There is an art, and, indeed, a science to selecting just the right slogan to tantalize customers.

Here are some original concepts (which we clearly just made up) that didn't quite hit the mark.

 
 
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