Justice League Movie

It is apparent that a Justice League movie is going to be made. Reports are out that Ben Affleck has been approached to direct. After his brilliant work in Daredevil, he seems like the logical choice.

The Howling Monkey has obtained portions of the script.  Here's one scene that is essentially repeated 18 times throughout the film:

INT. JUSTICE LEAGUE HQ. DAY

SOME WEIRD ROBOT VOICE THING

Attention! Evil aliens have attacked Star City! Thousands in jeopardy!

SUPERMAN

I'll take care of this!

WONDER WOMAN

'K.

AQUAMAN

I'll hang here. You don't need me, unless they are squids! (chuckles)

GREEN LANTERN

Who wants cake?

FLASH

Which one of you tools hid the remote?

SUPERMAN

So, I'm off.

WONDER WOMAN

Cool. Later.

SUPERMAN flies off.

FLASH

Seriously, where's the damn remote?