Daily Schedule For Facebook Engineer In Charge Of Code Generator in Mobile Apps


8:30 a.m.: Arrive at office.

8:40 a.m.: Have some free trade green friendly coffee in reusable platinum mug.

9:02 a.m.: Play in company foosball tournament.

11:05 a.m.: Arbitrarily move where the code generator is. Give no explanation that this has been done or why.

Noon: Lunch at food truck rodeo (Tofu Stickerz!)

1:00 p.m.: Wander around open office area saying “Hey, buddy” to everyone.

2:00 p.m.: Foosball tournament finals!

4:02 p.m.: Work on long term project to rework “poke” mechanism so as to make it relevant once more.

5:30 p.m.: Artisanal cocktail happy hour!

6:12 p.m.: Dinner with diverse group of friends at The Pacified Cow: A Vegan Experience.

8:02 p.m.: Practice with No Cars Go, the Arcade Fire tribute band for which the engineer plays a marimba.

10:30 p.m.: Go home, to sleep the sleep of the just.